Are you looking to move to Canada? Do you think that English Canada is “like America but without the bullshit”? Are you falsely informed about Canada? It isn’t your fault that you’ve been fed a pile of maudlin lies about “sorry” and Mounties and make-believe quirks – you’ve been deceived by English Canada, the most amorphous, vacuous, and disgraceful morass of people to ever claim nationhood. Before we get to the exhausting list of arguments and indictments against Canada, allow me to lay the purpose and function of this blog out, plain and simple:
This blog exists because the real Canada exists and is being ignored.
I want to both deflate falsehoods about Canada that English Canadians spew all the bloody time and to provide snippets of insight into the dark abyss that is real Canada. The real Canada – the one whose first leader was a corrupt, genocidal drunk, the one with the history of sexual slavery in hellish prison-schools; the rudderless, directionless, thoughtless, ad-hoc Canada which fakes its way to mediocrity and expects accolades – that Canada is a big problem. And it’s a problem that doesn’t get mentioned in the tour guides, even if the cover-up is repeated ad nauseum in English Canada’s cultural memory.
From middling quality of life to wretched attitudes to poor designs to horrific consequences, this blog is going to slog through reason after reason why a person would leave Canada to seek brighter shores and better pastures. And it seeks to show the inferiority of English Canadian non-culture to those who would believe the mythology of friendly yokels and post-racial harmony.
The story of the real Canada looks like this:
Comments are, of course, grand – just be careful not to play any arguments that I’ve accounted for on my Already Heard It page, because you will be mocked and ignored if you do. With that, all aboard the long and hard slog through the mucky-muck that is English Canada!